This happened sometime ago, thought you should know…….
On a bright weekday morning, I got up and got ready for school, since I used to live a little far away from Colombo and my school, I normally used to take the bus from my home to school. On this fateful day, I got into the bus, pushed myself around (and other people too) until I got a seat and plomped myself on it. After a happy few minutes rumbling on the bus, I noticed a little man seated a little bit in front of me……..but in plain view. After a few moments observing of this creature, I looked away (there was a school van passing……………….)
After a while, I couldn’t help myself but look at Mr. Shorty again. This time, he was preparing himself laboriously to spit like an original Sri Lankan……. after a few moments of growling and gulping and squelching………..(he was sitting in the window seat) there it came……………..right into the closed window, (urgggggggghhhhhhhh……………..)
The wretch had spit right into the closed window of the bus, it was quite healthy saliva, you know the real original Siriii Lanka kela, eek!……………….What more do you need in the morning?
So what happened? What to happen? The guy looked around the bus with a cheeky grin, took out his handkerchief and started wiping the damn shit………………at least he had the decency to do that…………
And what happened to me, I spent the whole day feeling vomitish at school…………………………..
Welcome to Sri Lanka!
